He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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