Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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