Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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