I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
