is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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