he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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