I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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