My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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