guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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