So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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