I like to think it a success when the cops are called
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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