i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
