Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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