It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Welp...herpes.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
