I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
there is glitter all over my balls
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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