# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
