accomplished twins. life is a go
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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