Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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