Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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