Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think pants incapable of making pants work
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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