I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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