Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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