i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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