Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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