I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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