One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
My life is pants optional.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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