I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
