he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
They have beer where we have blood.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
