Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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