we're chasing vodka with high fives
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
there is glitter all over my balls
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