Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
