Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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