So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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