non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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