All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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