Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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