I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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