The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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