At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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