No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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