i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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