Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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