There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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