It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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