Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What a fucking waste of an outfit
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
the raccoons are back...
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