ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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