I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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