Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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