Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
