sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The best revenge is premature balding
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
you didnt know i had herpes?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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