I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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